Since you're here checking out the merch, you probably already know that "real coffee" doesn't come in a red or blue plastic tub, and chances are that a little piece of you dies inside when you buy gas station coffee out of caffeination desperation.
Okay... we're just going to go out and say it. We're coffee snobs, and if you have a you have a strong disdain for mass produced coffee, you probably are too.
So why not wear it loud and proud?
This shirt is multifunctional... it declares your affinity for coffee awesomeness, let's other people know what you think about mermaid coffee, and clears up a vital question that we frequently answer... "are you Rick?"
However, if your name IS Rick, then we have the "Rick" shirts here....